More Redefinitions

Paint, n.  A colorful substance that has magical properties.  Is known for appearing on clothes you've never worn while handling it.  (more information: painter's problems)

Book, n.  A supercalifragilisticexpialidocious awesome portal into other worlds that can only be access by applying time, focus, and imagination.  Some claim not to have the correct abilities  (see more:  boring people)

Cat, n.  A quadruped mammal that we put up with because its fuzzy and hates us.  (see also:  Kit Kat) 

Take that, Tree Huggers

My cat is a couch hugger.  You can't really tell in the picture but she is clinging to the couch, not just resting like an under-sized wild puma.

Katherine's favorite hobby.  She pretends that she isn't doing it the moment we walk into the living room

  

"Me?  I wasn't doing anything"

Art Dump Time

Hi everybody!
I've been working on artwork a lot, for a bunch reasons.  One is that Steve the Wimpy Dragon and International Bffs are both pretty much taken care of these days.  StWD has comics scheduled every week until November.  And IBFFs only needs a little maintenance here and there, because I've nagged the authors so much that they actually do things right now.  And I only have to post once of week on there, so there we go.  FREE TIME...what do I do now?

So I drew a lot of stuff.  Yay.

First two things on the list:  I've been working on a series of ADORABLE Harry Potter characters.  It started when I decided to do a picture of Luna Lovegood for my friend.  And then I did a picture of Harry Potter, duh.  And I'm going to do more, hopefully.

See?  Look how adorable!

So when I was on vacation (I don't think I even mentioned that in a post...well, I went on vacation to visit my friends in Florida) my friends and I watched Sherlock.  No, not like a couple episodes...I've never seen Sherlock, just watched the crazy fandom from a distance.  And so I was like WAIT CAN WE WATCH THAT.  And we did, and we watched all three seasons (ten episodes, that is *cries*) in two days.  TWO DAYS.

And this happened.  Horrifying, I know.  I think my main mistake was that I darkened my lips...making him look like a creepy woman

Anyway, I've done a bunch of other sketches recently that don't really fit in with my other blogs and so therefore I can't really post them.  So I'm posting them here.  Muahahaha.

I did this at the Summer Concert series thing that my Mom and Dad dragged took me to

(In honor of the Olympics)

(Mom requested this)

This always makes me smile :D

I did this on a car trip to the beach with my friends.  According to them, this is EXACTLY what my friend looks like from the side.  By the way, this one has a title:  "Summer Wear"

Anyway that's all I have for y'all today!  Thanks for reading :D  See you on Wednesday!


((Update:  not sure what's up with all the text and the weird white background, but I apologize.  I think its localized to just this post anyway))

Redefinitions

Hullo!
I've decided to start up a new little section of this blog called, you guessed it, Redefinitions!  It's all about what the dictionary should have said, instead.  I dunno, I thought it'd be funny.

Teenager, n.  A biped mammal often found in kitchens and computer rooms.  Known for extreme hunger, mood swings, and sass.  (for more information:  human, destructive, creative mess)

Painful, adj.   That feeling that you get in your teeth when you get your braces tightened, even after the dentist said, "This won't hurt".  (see also: lies)

Dog, n.  An angel come down to earth in the form of a four legged beast who happens to fart on your bed.  (Thanks Skoshi, I just washed my sheets)

You get the idea.  Anyway, I want to do this every so often, just because.  Hope you liked it!

(Side note:  I was going to post this on Wednesday but I got impatient :P )

HELLO FRIEND

Today Katherine discovered three very important things:

• Important Thing #1:  There's an underside of Noelle's bed that I can access by slipping behind the ottomans at the end of her bed frame and crawling through the trundle bed wires
• Important Thing #2:  Momma hid all kinds of fun things like power cords back there!
• Important Thing #3:  When Noelle is typing on her iPad or sketching in her sketchbook, that means she wants to play with me.  And if she's laying on her bed, then I can reach up around the edge and cut her fingers with my claws!  :3

My reaction: ...

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.................sigh.

P.S.:

Sorry I haven't been posting regularly!  I've been so busy, getting ready for my freshmen year of high school (ick) and helping mom prep for her surgery, which should remove her cancer (double ick)

My Crazy Life

So this blog is a quiet blog.

This blog is almost silent.

Not many viewers (by choice).  Even fewer comments (not by choice).

But outside this blog, I have a crazy noisy life of insanity, that I shall now describe because...reasons.

As you guys know, I also run two other blogs - Steve the Wimpy Dragon, or StWD.  StWD is like this quiet little kid that you can give two trains and it'll sit in the corner and play with those two trains for an hour or two.  If you take away the trains, he gets fussy, but otherwise, he's sweet and quiet.  He's also loved by everybody, and readers think he's adorable.

International Bffs is StWD's big brother.  He's this kid (whom all babysitters know and dread):  "Hey hey hey hey hey!  Oh.  I forgot what I was going to say.  Oh well.  OH!  Hey hey hey hey hey can you put my drawing on the fridge?  Hey hey are you listening?  Mooooom she's not listening to me!"  (and I'm International Bffs's Momma.  Don't even try and argue)

So yeah, IBFs takes a while to admin or post or do anything, but as a blog I really love all the material and different approaches to blogging.  It's definitely worth the time and effort.

Those two blogs take up like 50-65% of my free time, and I allow them to.  Another 20-30% is spent on my book, which is the third in the series and SHOULD be stressing me out (it's not... haha... procrastination... you think I'd learn by now but no...)  And a good 40% is spent on artwork, sketching, painting, drawing comics (although that overlaps with Steve the Wimpy Dragon)  And yes, I know that that doesn't add up to 100%...I also spend negative 3% on my math skills :D

...and THAT's why I didn't post this Monday.

*Sigh*

Who am I?  Yes, I'm very mysterious.

Skoshi:  No you're not.

Shush I'm super mysterious.  Very scary.  Much mystery.

Katherine:  You sing in the shower.

Shut it cat.

Skoshi:  You're also crazy.

No I'm not.

Katherine:  You're talking to two animals.

....I'll leave now.

Important Questions in Life #3

When will my reflection show who I truly am inside?

Important Questions in Life #2

Could I train the cat to hunt flies and actually kill them?  Or do I have to keep putting up with this 'catch maul release' program?

Important Questions In Life

Why is it that I only want the dog/cat on my lap when they don't want to be on my lap, and visa versa?