Good Night, Take 2

Me:  Muuuuum, I luuuuuuurve you!
Mum:  I lurve you more!
Me:  You doooo?
Mum:  I lurve you the mostest!
Me:  Awww.  *kisses Joey on the head*
Joey:  *supremely insulted*
Me:  *kisses Skoshi on the head*
Skoshi:  *confused*
Me:  *kisses Katherine on the head*
Me:  *gets swatted in the face*
Me:  ...night y'all.

Flying Piranhas

Today I was doodling these little combination characters that I made up - cartoon piranhas with wings.  I find them adorable (but that's just me).  I asked Mum if she wanted me to draw one for her.

She said she needed another cup of coffee to deal with this level of weirdness.

Or something like that.

I'm paraphrasing.

Sorry Mum.

Things I Will Not Do In My House

1. I will not shoot rubber bands, hair bands, or any other sort of ring-shaped object in or close to a doorway, as we have the derpiest cat in the world and she might get hit in the face.
2. I will not run after a cat if she gets hit in the face yelling "I'M SO SORRY LET ME LOVE YOU!"
3. I will not cackle evilly when my readers are clueless about plot twists.  Adjustment:  this is perfectly okay.  If plot twists are twisty then cackle away.
4. I will not edit rules of the house simply to cackle evilly.
5. I will not run through the house yelling "IT'S GOT ME" to rile up the dog.
6. I will not fake my own death to rile up the dog.
7. I will not rile up the dog.
8. I will not politely inform my cat to "shove off" when she jumps ON MY WII CONTROLLER during a game.
9. I will not make a silly list of rules concerning pets that will be broken within 24 hours.

I Need Sleep: An Autobiography by Me

Today a commercial came on advertising an Abe Lincoln museum with the actual carriage that the president rode to the theater, and all I thought was, "Oh, I'd love to see the vehicle Mr. President rode to his death!"  And then giggled for like, five minutes.

Mental Note:  I'm not allowed to drink coffee anymore.

Another Mental Note:  Maybe I should stop giggling and get some sleep....nah.

My Brain is Inconsequential and Unnecessary (Apparently)

Katherine sat directly above and behind me while I was playing video games today.  I could feel her eyes boring into he back of my skull; it was a little very creepy.  When I mentioned this to Mom, she informed me that Katherine was trying to think of a way to get the lid of my head off and empty it out so that she could use my empty gutted skull as a cup.  When I protested, Mom said, "What?  She has no opposable thumbs!  It must be contemplated on!"

Good Night

Good nights between my mom and I:

Her: Good night!

Me: sleep tight

Her:  don't let Katherine bite!

Katherine: *sits creepily and directly behind me, mostly enveloped by darkness*

Happy Mother's Day!

Mum:
You are wonderful and kind
In both actions and mind
You are sweet and sour
You help me every hour
Without you, I wouldn't be here today
So this is a poem for you...kay?

(I know, my rhyming skills need work)

Open Windows on Rainy Days

Today it drizzled and rained and did nothing interesting all day, but we had the back door open with the screen door to keep the various pets of the house from escaping (I'm FREEEEEE!!).  Katherine LOVES the screen door, because she can smell all the smells and see all the things and hear all the noises and she just likes it.

Skoshi is rather unimpressed by her obsession and slept all day in her bed in the school room, keeping me company.

Katherine is Officially a Terror

So here's a little excerpt from my evening:

*brushes teeth*

*hears crash in my room*

*goes in, toothbrush in mouth*

*room is empty*

*shrugs it off, closes door, and goes back to bathroom*

*washes off makeup*

*poses for like ten minutes in front of the mirror (don't ask)*

*returns to room*

*turns to desk*

*Katherine swats at my feet with her claws then retreats to the other end of my closet*

*fishes her out after like two minutes of scratching*

*Katherine darts under my bed when given an opportunity to leave*

*sighs and waits twenty minutes for her to come out*

*literally throws her out in the hallway*

*goes to bed, unfazed*