School is Hard, Lie on the Floor and Die Instead

It's been a pretty long, stressful day, so I'm actually writing (wrote??  Should I use the past tense??) this in a notebook.  School has been slowly killing me with finals and a super duper major presentation, so I'm pretty thrilled to see the day over with.

Actual things I said after school was finally finished today:

-  *lying on the floor while mom looks on distainfully* I should probably get up.  And get ready for bed.  Or work on my chores.  Instead, I shall put this basket over my head.  I am a turtle.  You cannot see me. *covers head with basket and rest of my body with a fuzzy blanket*

-  Skoshi, leave the cat alone.  She just wants to shove her face in Mom's shoe.  *Katherine indeed shoves her entire face up to her collar into Mom's stinky tennis shoes and remains that way for two minutes*

-  I wonder if sugar gliders make good fuzz therapists?
-  Sugar gliders would definitely make good fuzz therapists
-  I want eight dozen sugar gliders

Katherine Has a Thing for Pencils

Today Katherine jumped in my lap while I was in the middle of studying algebra and stayed there for twenty minutes.  If I tried to sketch while watching the news, she would try and catch the pencil (she hasn't figured out that it's not alive, or doesn't care).

Welcome to My New Blog!

Hello everybody!

My name's Noelle, Air Force Artist, Author, Blogger, and Randomness Expert.  This isn't not, by far, my first blog, but I'm trying something new.  I've been blogging for four years now, switching between my oldest blog, AF Bratlife (which I eventually changed to Lemon Z crafts and then quit), International Bffs (which has been very successful) and my most recent and popular blog, Steve the Wimpy Dragon (a webcomic blog).

I'm not really certain what this blog is going to be for, besides my strange thoughts and the goofiness of my pets, which inspired the blog title Two Cats Too Many.  I have a pair of cats, an older girl named Joey who is a big sweetie but looks constantly evil, and a young kitten named Katherine, who is better known as demon cat/kitten.  We're pretty certain that she's planning world domination.  I also have a dog, named Skoshi.  She's a middle-aged min pin with lots of energy and bad breath.

This is Katherine.  I SWEAR SHES A SMALL DEMON

I'll try to keep my posts short and often, and I hope you enjoy reading!  Be sure to check out my older/other blogs and bye y'all!!