25.7.16

13 Reasons I'm Going to Hell (Pet Edition)


  • I laugh when my cat runs face first into our cabinets because she was so focused on the fly she was hunting
  • I say our cat is useless because she can't catch a single dang fly to save her life (unless they're old and dying, and then she let's them go!!)
  • When I see our dog like this, I immediately poke her in the stomach:
Sorry Skoshi.
  • When our dog had to put on the 'donut of shame' I laughed my head off.  
This is the donut of shame.  It's a fabric version of the cone of shame, and it's a lot more comfortable for the dogs.  It...it just makes them look like a camouflaged lion dog.

Also, that's my mom, attaching it to Skoshi's neck.  Hi Mom!
  • When our dog couldn't quite reach her food bowl because of the 'donut of shame', I didn't help her.  I just kept laughing.
  • I tease our cat with pens and pencils when she sits on the couch back, because she gets so distracted that she falls off.
  • When I hear the demon cat ripping up stuff when my Mum and Dad aren't home, I just make sure it's not my stuff before returning to my drawing (sorry parents)
  • I giggle when I spray the cat.  Of course, I only do it if she's getting into what she shouldn't...but it still cracks me up.
  • When I see the cat like this on my bean bag, I sit on her:
It's true!
  • This bothers me:
(only when I'm working though)
  • Even though I will physically drag our cat into my lap so I can snuggle with her, ignoring her pitiful mews and struggling (if anybody ever wonders where I got that scar on my neck from...now you know)
  • I let my pets on my lap when I'm sitting on the couch...even though the dog isn't allowed up there....
  • I eat peanut butter in front of my dog.  'nough said.