Sup everybody!
So today I was sweeping our front porch (it's part of my chores okay) and I saw a line of ants. You know, when they're following a trail to food and back and they're all over the place but they're going and coming from the same location. Anyway....I was like, oh, I need to sweep over there.
So I swept half the ants away.
Half the ants were freaking out because their sisters vanished in front of them. (useless science fact: all worker aunts are female. Males are utterly useless, flying around and then mating with a queen and dying, because they can't feed/fend for themselves)
The other half of the aunts were freaking out because I had swept them away from the trail and WE'RE LOST FOREVER WE'RE LOST FOREVER.
And me?
I just cackled evilly and continued with my day. >:)
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