Lemonade

When life gives you lemons....
You....
Make jokes about a random phrase?

When Life Gives You Lemons:  A List of Various "Inaccurate" Responses that Ask Much Better Questions than the Original

• Complain about the lemons
• Make poisoned lemonade to give back to Life
• Ask why Life is suddenly an anthropomorphic creature that's handing out lemons like its Halloween at the citrus farm
• Throw them back
• Throw them back at Life and demand chocolate
• Throw them back and demand a Black Widow movie (did ya hear they're making one? Did you, did you, did you?  Ahhhhhh I'm so excited!!)
• Throw them back and demand limes like what's up with this citrus racism HMMM?
• Plant a lemon tree. Tree grows more lemons.  More trees.  More lemons.  Sell lemons.  Make millions off of lemon production.  Donate and dedicate your life to charity.  Retire and ask Life over for tea.
• Speaking of tea, when life gives you lemons, care for your sore throat with some nice lemon flavored tea
• Mop your floors with lemon scented solution (I mean that's gotta help with something.  Any essential oil illuminati members out there?  What does lemon do for you?)
• Sell lemonade jugs to little kids at a reduced price so they can guilt strangers into buying their lemonade, thereby making the general public a couple quarters poorer and those kids think that lemonade stands are an actual viable business
• Eat the lemon
• Eat the lemon whole
• Make Life respect you as you eat a lemon without flinching.  You are now the king of life
• Start a lemon vlog channel
• Paint the lemons and post it on Pinterest under the guise as a "quick and easy, super fun DIY for kids!"
• Politely return the lemons
• Direct a movie using only lemon actors (knowing the internet, it's probably on YouTube.  Also knowing the internet, I wouldn't search for it)
• and finally:
• Sit Life down (preferably with that soothing lemon tea and a nice blanket) and ask them why they have sO MANY DAMN LEMONS WHY?!  CALM YO SELF LIFE

Ha lemon jokes for life!  Ok but to be honest, this whole blog post was just an excuse to show you a drawing brought to you by none other than fetus me.  For context, I took this picture in 2015 on an iPod touch.  Ew.

I totally still want this on a shirt.  Let me know it I should put it on a shirt.

I'm putting it on a shirt.

Before I impulse buy 200 #HaveALemon shirts, I hope you enjoyed this post!  Comment below telling me what "When life gives you lemons..." responses I missed (Because I'm sure there's more.  There's always more) and as always, have a wonderful day.  Bye!