Weird Subconscious Fears (Part Two)

• One day, I'll get a paper cut on my EYEBALL.
• The vacuum cleaner is actually sentient and is just waiting for a day when I'm not paying attention to lunge out and eat my toes.
• There are secret cameras in my house that watch me every time I'm having a private dance party
• This is a really, really weird one:  I'm actually an insane child and nobody else sees the world like I do, so when I think I'm creating great art work, I'm literally just scribbling with a crayon. Maybe even on the wall of my padded cell!  Maybe that's why I like blogging so much...it's how I talk to my therapists....  (like I said, weird.  BUT POSSIBLE.)
• Dragons are actually real and everybody's keeping them secret from me (that's really mean, guys)
• My friends secretly hate me (I think we all have that one)
• And finally...that one of my geometric chalk drawings (or other drawings) will accidentally be like, a terrorist symbol, and I'll get arrested and interrogated by some guys with creepy black vans (or alternatively: that the terrorists will think I'm one of them)