I've decided to start up a new little section of this blog called, you guessed it, Redefinitions! It's all about what the dictionary should have said, instead. I dunno, I thought it'd be funny.
Teenager, n. A biped mammal often found in kitchens and computer rooms. Known for extreme hunger, mood swings, and sass. (for more information: human, destructive, creative mess)
Painful, adj. That feeling that you get in your teeth when you get your braces tightened, even after the dentist said, "This won't hurt". (see also: lies)
Dog, n. An angel come down to earth in the form of a four legged beast who happens to fart on your bed. (Thanks Skoshi, I just washed my sheets)You get the idea. Anyway, I want to do this every so often, just because. Hope you liked it!
(Side note: I was going to post this on Wednesday but I got impatient :P )
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