The Great Squirrel War

Okay so this has 0% to do with my pets, believe it or not.  It has to do with my two wonderful friends, JJ and Aaron.  I don't know how or why, but a few days ago...this happened:

That is my notification stream.  Or, at least, ⅓ of it.

And I was just like:

I DON'T GET NOTIFICATIONS

MAXIMUM OF 5 NOTIFICATIONS AT ALL TIMES

I thought it was just a thing they were doing, but then this happened:

And of course they didn't stop (because REASONS) and I was all like:

(ehehehehe)

Before they knew what was happening, squirrels.

Squirrels everywhere.

EVERYWHERE

No matter what they said to me, I would always respond with "I am the queen of the squirrels".  Followed with a picture of a squirrel.

:D They've given up now (I think)

Anyway, this post had no point beyond the fact that my friends and I are weird and we love it *bows* thank you!  Thank you!  Please, no autographs.

(Update from a week later:  nvm they haven't stopped and it's escalating PANIC)